I came up with a great scheme to hook up with some MILFs.
I dressed as a Christmas elf and went to one of those independent tree tents where they sell trees just for the season.
I asked the guy if I could sit back there and give away some free gifts to some single moms.
I thought it was all a bust after I sat there all morning but then Vanessa showed up.
She wanted to buy a 25 dollar tree but we were all out…or so I said
I told her I would give her one of the 55 dollar trees for 25 dollars and …ENJOY!